Bush is losing it.
the mainstream press has never reported it, Bush has the explosive
temper of a spoiled child. Can Kerry push him over the edge in the
next debate for all of America to see?
These are some suggestions to
help Bush achieve a public meltdown, compiled by volunteers traveling
to get out the vote in PA.
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Dear Stupid Right Wing Journalists and Bush Campaign Managers:
These suggestions are made by citizens concerned with the mental
health of our national leaders. This is not officially a part
of the Kerry campaign. So don't be even more stupid than you
already are, by saying that it is.
can KERRY Push bush over the edge IN THE NEXT DEBATE ?
- Suggest that Bush has transferred his compulsion
for drink to a compulsion for war.
(Comment: Many psychologists
believe that Bush exhibits the character defects of an alcoholic
never got treatment.)
- Call him a mama's boy
(Comment: Bush always
sought primary approval from Barbara.)
- Say that no matter what he does, that Jeb will always be his
(Comment: Daddy and
mommy Bush never really expected George Jr. to amount to much.)
- Tell him that even if he wins this election, that he still
won't be able to kill his father and marry his mother.
have suggested that Bush exhibits a classic Oedipal complex)
- Tell him that he will never be the man that his father was.
(Comment: At least George
Sr. knew how to lie his way into building a coalition.)
- Do Bush's old Yale cheer, better than he did it.
(Comment: Bush was a
cheerleader at Yale)
- Use the phrase "All hat, no cattle."
(Comment: A Texas phrase
which means, all talk, no substance.)
- Re-state that his health plan would offer
the same coverage available to elected officials. Add
that it would provide coverage even for the sorts of drugs
Bush is taking.
(Comment: There has
been a rumor for several months that Bush has been taking anti-depressants.
He must be on something.)
- Taunt him into telling the "Trifecta" joke.
(Comment: Bush claims
to have said during
the 2000 campaign (actually it was Gore that said it) that he
would not create deficit spending unless faced with a recession,
a national emergency and a war and then made a joke saying "Lucky
me, I hit the trifecta.")
- Remind him of that the 6th commandment
is "Thou shalt not kill."
(Comment: Bush presided
over 155 executions while Governor of Texas, by far the most
state sponsored killing of any governor.)
- Tell a vague story using a horses as a
central theme and say that Bush must understand what he means
his experiences with
at his ranch.
(Comment: Bush is supposedly
afraid of horses and has never ridden one.)
- Tell a story about trial lawyers suing
pretzel manufacturers who did not warn consumers that it was
dangerous to eat their product
while watching football.
(Comment: Bush was rendered
unconscious after choking on a pretzel while watching football.)
- Tell a story about trial lawyers suing
bicycle manufacturers who did not warn consumers that it was
necessary to whistle
show tunes while using their product.
(Comment: Bush took a
tumble on his bike in 2004. Press secretary McClellan blamed wet
conditions. even though it hadn't rained in over a week. McClellan
added that when Bush rode a bicycle, he "wasn't just whistling
show tunes." Well now we know he should have been.)
- Look at his watch repeated and then say "it's
time for Bush to go."
(Comment: Bush Sr.
looked at his watch repeatedly during one of the 1992 debates.
Kerry could twist this around to make a positive impact.)
- Suggest that Bush's dog spot died of a
broken heart because Bush failed to listen to him about Iraq.
(Comment: Bush family
pet, Spot died in 2004, RIP.)
- Suggest that Iraq's weapons of mass destruction
might be found in the same place as the millions of lost American
(Comment: Bush is the
first president to actually lose jobs during his term. The Bush
tax cuts where somehow supposed to produce 5.5 million jobs by
Nov. 2004, but so far there have only been less than a million
new jobs, not enough to
even keep up with population growth.)
How can Kerry push Bush over the edge?
Add your own suggestions
to this list!
Thanks for your responses. This was fun wasn't it?
We got so many responses to this, that I took off the e-mail link.
Time to turn to other things.
Reader's Suggestions follow, (unedited)
- Ask George if he knows any biblical verses
about False prophets.
- Would Bush see Jesus as a liberal or a conservative or a neo
Does he have the backing of the Skinheads and KuKuxKlan? (Gay
What would he tell Christopher Reeves's widow concerning
his hampering stem cell research?
If Russia had invaded Iraq as he did, would he had called it
a pre-emptive strike?
- I sincerely hope Senator Kerry use Paul O'Neill's testimony
which took place in CBS Sixty Minutes stated that, invading Iraq
was decided way before 9/11 and President was asking them "Find
me a reason to go into iraq" > I just do not know why
they are not using it. I even taped the segment.
- When Bush goes on about his fight on "terrah", say, "That's
terror it's pronounced "terror", not "terrah" Terra
is latin for the Earth. Or are you planning on waging war with
the whole world? Or maybe you're referring to your disastrous
- as a cheer leader he looked very comfortable with his megaphone
because in grammar school when he sat in the corner he wore one
one his head
- Ask George if his earpiece is working before the debate starts.
- Ask him what station he was watching at the time when he commented
twice in public) to have seen the first plane hit the tower on
(Comment: And then remarked "what a terrible pilot".
- Use the moniker "Junior" repeatedly instead of any
formal title, as in: 'Look, Junior, everybody knows you can't
- "fool me once...you can't get fooled again." Use
that stupid phrase and screw it up badly, and then pretend to
reach out to Bush for help, 'since he knows it so well...'
- I suggest that because Bush mentioned in the first debate that
he "stood with the US soldiers" that Kerry says, "You
said you stand with the American soldiers. I guess that means
while they are still alive as you have not once stood next them
as they return in a flag-drapped coffin by attending their funeral
as all great presidents in the past have."
- Mess with Texas (just take a look at how Texas
has fared under Bush's rule. With the lowest NCLB scores outside
of Alaska, thanks to a 3 billion dollar tax cut, and no way to
- I would like to suggest that Senator Kerry should ask Bush
why did he put a stop to the FBI agents(2) investigation on Bin
Laden, why did he (Bush) stop this investigation when he was
suppose to be the one who caused 911?
Also, Mr. Kerry should ask Bush why didn't he move
or act on what his aid whispered in his ear while sitting in
the 3rd grade classroom on Sept. 11, 2001 in Florida, supposedly
his aid whispered that the other tower in N.Y. was hit by another
high jacked plane, he was the president and the secret service
should have been in that classroom to take him out to safety,
and to protect the children because according to the reports
the United States was being attacked and that is usually the
procedures that the Secret Service does protect the President,
get him to safety.
One other question, where did Al Quiada get
it's name? See if the President knows the answer, if he answers
this, then he is
plugged in with the box on his back or something like that.
- Kerry should state that he "Did not even ATTEMPT to join
the National Guard to avoid Viet Nam."
Ask "Is is true that Saddam Hussein wrote you a letter that
said (purse lips while saying this): "Please don't kill
me?" referring to the Carla Faye Tucker letter.
- In response to a question at the debates, Kerry should just
say, “want some wood?” in a twangy Texas accent.
- Tell Dubya that the format of the next presidential debate
will be a spelling bee!
- Ask him: Mr. President, if you'd been sentenced under the
drug laws you signed in Texas, would you be out yet?
- Kerry, in the last debate, should just pull all stops and tell
ALL the information he has. He should also push for impeachment
of Bush due to the fact, that Bush is a war criminal, that he
acted and acts not in line with the US constitution and that
the current US administration has simply become illegal because
of this and that.
- Ask Bush if he's jealous that Laura actually killed two people
herself, instead of sending others to do the deed for
him (when her sweetheart declined to marry her, a seventeen
year old and pregnant Laura rammed her car into her boyfriend's
killing him, and the baby was never born - it was probably aborted).
Also, ask Bush about how many of the abortions for women
he impregnated he can actually remember paying for?
- 1-the references to the "same intelligence" that
are misleading because it implies that both men are of equal
intelligence as well as the information provided by the alphabet
corps was the same.
2-Add to the pretzel and and bicycle lawsuits, the Segway incident.
There should be a warning on the machines that the balance of
the means of locomotion depends on the balance of the individual
riding it. Come to think of it, Segway might sue the other way
around for Bush's breach of contract, lying about his own sense
2a-Add to the lawsuits the new "Bush Doctrine" of avoiding
lawsuits by paying up BEFORE the victims get a chance to sue.
This is -- of course -- the central issue with the $87Billion;
the Bushists paid up knowing all well that they'd have liabilities
but wanted to forego the formalities of court (ICC) and other
negotiations. In this sense, it was a pre-emptive strike in order
to thwart the efforts of the lawyers all around, basically a
dig at Edwards' ilk who might have had a role in representing
the common people in Arabia. It's the old drunks' dodge, buying
a round for the house in order to settle a dispute with one other
saloon patron. The drunk might've won anyway but what the hell,
why waste good drinking time?
- Imply that perhaps when Andy Card whispered in his ear at the
that America was under attack, what he really said was "Mission
- Have Kerry wave a paper document in his hand and repeat in
the style of the Senator in the original Manchurian Candidate
What I have here is a Pentagon document which proves that Bush
has gotten the word from the Joint Chiefs that they want a Skills
Draft that is a quantum leap beyond the convention combat draft
- which is itself ready to roll with a simple congressional vote.
guess what folks - there are no real deferments. If you are in
college, you'll be only able to finish the semester you're in;
get called up."
of memo detailed by a reporter who sneaked a few peeks
- Say that Bush didn't want to join the world court because he
would have a case pending against him for war crimes and would
probably share a cell with Slobodan Milosovic.
(No WMD, No Al Queda and No Clue)
- Someone could mention the fact that Bush's lower jaw has been
twitching from side to side. Indicative of speed type drugs.
That would also explain his wild performance in the 2nd debate.
Look at tapes of Bush speaking over the past 7 days or so.
- Ask if Bush is intending to use the vacant hole of Saddam in
Iraq for hiding there himself upon lost election in November...
- If yes, is he planning to hand over Saddam's gun to the next
White House resident in or take it along into the hole? (there
you see the rationale for invading Iraq)
- If no, what other place for hiding has he got, maybe the one
he used on 9/11/2001?
(there you see good planning skills for future challenges)
- Kerry could also say: W, I was a senator when your father
was president. We had our differences, but I admired the way
he handled Iraq in 1991. W,
your no HW.
- Ask him why the Secret Service didn't rush him from the school
photo-op the morning of Sept 11 , when it was public knowledge
the President would be there. If the nation was under attack,
and the president is at a publicly known location, wouldn't
it make sense for the SS to get Bush out of there immediately?
Or did the SS know he was in no danger? If so, WHY?
- Suggest Bush ought to take his own sanity test
Comment: Bush plans to have every child tested
- Get his goat - as in "My Pet Goat". Refer to goats
and scapegoats. Ask if he remembers how it finishes. Is it true
that in "the Rapture" there will be "No Child
Left Behind" with a Pet Goat? Can he distinguish between "goats" and "sheep"? Would
it take him 7 minutes? Does the White House ever serve "Goat
Cheese" with Wine?
- Remind him it's costing 125,000 martyrs
to pay for the death of Salem bin Laden.
- Ask bush to "bring 'em on," a reference to bush's
deadly invitation to jihadists to come to iraq.
- Tell the audience that the first step to overcoming alcoholism
is to admit you have a problem. How can Bush fix Iraq if he won't
admit there is a problem?
- TELL him he is not really king of america
REPEAT whatever W says until he thinks the earpiece-radio is
Ask about, and request to check for, the radio receiver he used
at the first debate
- Tell him that W stands for "worse" when it comes
the situation in Iraq...
- thank bush, for 9-11
- Ask Bush why he cannot stand peace and prosperity?
when he got his flu shot this year, why a more dangerous strain
flu is being developed in US labs and if he plans to use the
more deadly strain
of flu virus as a weapon of mass destruction? Ask Bush where
he plans to use
Ask Bush if "forest health" to him means "no
forests left on earth"?
On Bush's "clear skies initiative" ask Bush if "clear
skies" really means "
black skies" and then ask him how soon he plans to turn
every thing blue on
earth black? Ask him when on earth he plans to make the color
Why did the Moron plan to burn up the earth, doesn't he know
he is on it?
Ask Bush if his doctor has a plan for longevity for
him that is not available
to the rest of us?
Ask Bush when his mamma got his out of his diapers?
Ask Bush about how he feels about stem cell research? Does he
like the fact
that the stem cells he is satisfied with are also contaminated
cells? How would you like your broken body part to become part
mouse? Would you
like genetic engineering to put mouse cells in your food, Mr.
Ask Bush if he has ever seen or smelled a rotten human body?
If he says "yes" ask him if he likes it?
Ask Bush if he plans to "insure us to death" (meaning
make health insurance
so high that that's all we pay for with no benefits in sight)?
Ask Bush if he were the only one on earth, would he still like
to live on a scorched planet?
Ask Bush if he smirked when the first bomb hit Iraq a year ago
Did he say "Lucky me! I hit the trifecta? as the first bomb
exploded over Baghdad?
Ask Bush if he has new briefs given to him every day instead
of having to
wash them? Who pays for them?
Ask Bush how it feels not to ever have to pay for his own health
Ask Bush were he thinks he'll be ten years after a nuclear war
Ask Bush if he thinks he is the real Jesus Christ Superstar?
Ask Bush if he would like living in a world without nature?
Ask Bush how many assault weapons he would like going off all
at once all over
the streets of America?
Ask Bush if he would invite Hitler to the White House if he had
lived in his
Ask Bush why he had an evil smirk on his face just before his
last State of
the Union address, didn't he know he was on canted camera?
Ask Bush if he still had a good appetite the same day that he
blew frogs us
as a kid? Did the frog explosions turn him on?
Ask Bush if he likes the song "Don't Know Much About Algebra"?
Ask Bush if the White House has become translated after he said
he would restore dignity there? Ask him if he has yet put heaven
in the White House?
Ask Bush why he knows more than God and who appointed Bush to
be His judge?
Ask Bush why he wants to take us back to the Dark Ages?
Ask Bush how he learned the art of being rude to debate moderators?
Ask Bush why he says "no" to everything good?
Ask Bush what it is that he doesn't like about the middle class?
Ask Bush what his IQ is? Ask him why he thinks it's smart to
Ask Bush why he cannot call his opponent by his name? Why does
he always call
him "he"? Can he remember his opponent's name or does
he have trouble with
- Ask him how Saddam could "gather" his "threat" in "45
- State that millions of people around the world watching him
right now wonder how he can lie so shamelessly on live tv.
--Bobbie & Larry
- He needs to keep hammering away at the syndrome of Bush family
ineptness, as caused by a legacy of prostitution, denial, anger
and self-hatred; or further overcompensated by a dichotomy of
lying, stealing, bulling, criminality and drug addiction versus
that infamous, Bush, ingratiating wont--or always kissing the
right ass...BIG TIME (!)
- Bush has an overriding sense of entitlement. He thinks he is
in charge and he deserves to be in charge. The best way to rattle
him in a debate is to show that he is weak and not in charge.
Accuse him of being a weak leader. Blame the mess in Iraq on
Cheney, Rumsfeld, etc. Say directly that Bush has been out of
the loop and cannot be bothered to find out what is going on.
- "You, sir, are no Ronald Reagan..."
- Tell Bush that as a Catholic, your church was established
on Peter, the Rock, and that Bush isn't really a christian, can't
be saved like his brother Jeb (who converted) is.
- How to push Bush over the edge? Just shove the lousy bastard!
- We were stationed in Texas when Bush was suppose to be serving
in the National Guard. I'd ask Bush about his drinking habits
and did he in fact do a strip act lots of times while snockered.
- Turn and look at him, shake index finger and say: "You
shouldn't have gone into Iraq. Wasn't prudent!"